Henny Youngman

Ahh,the "King of the one- liners", a very funny man. Here's a couple: Guy goes to a psychiatrist,after an hour the dr. says"You're crazy"! The man says"I want a second opinion" The psychiatrist says "Ok,You're ugly,too"! A doctor puts a stethoscope on his patient's chest. The patient says"Well,doc,how do I stand"? The doctor answers"That's what puzzles me" Yes,one liners,fairly easy to remember. I know some one liners,too.Thank you Pastor Andrews,Pastor Jerry,and whoever else is responsible for these. They are great. "Little is much when God is in it" "Talk to Jesus as though He were your best friend,because He is"! "When God is all you have,He is all you need" Fear knocked at the door,faith answered the door,there was no one there". "My yes(for HIM) is on the table" Obedience brings blessing,disobedience brings consequence" "There is no small task in the kingdom" "Nothing can touch you that hasn't first gone through God's hands" "The ground is level at the foot of the cross" "Don't just talk the talk,WALK THE WALK"On a side note,thanks Steve and Julie for showing me true Christianity.You are living examples of what God's grace can do,and I am inspired and blessed by you guys every day. THANKS.